PREACH!!

For those of you out there who join me in wanting to drink tequila when I think of my child’s third year of life.  This is what they don’t tell you when you become a mother…

1.  Dooce says it much better than I ever could.

2.  I am counting down the days until my monster turns 4.  I am hoping I can actually SEE the transition take place at EXACTLY 12:01 on 06-21-12 because I don’t know how much more I can take.  (When I say see the transition, I mean see the devil leaving my child).

3.  Read this if you want to join the movement declaring it should be terrific twos and my child is the devil terrible threes.

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Make me say…Oh yes, bitches, life is beautiful!

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Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

Happy Mother’s Day all!!  I’m woefully behind and overwhelmed in my life…in the best possible way.  I would promise to write more, but then it will turn into a lie, so I shall make no promises.

I’m cheating and linking to some of my old posts and stealing from others that I love.

Mother’s Day 2011

Mother’s Day 2010

To the mom that built me.

Mother’s Day 2009

This is how I feel about Mother’s Day (for myself):

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I think it’s important to remember those on this day who have made the CHOICE not to have children, as that’s as JUST of a valid choice as being a mother:

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And Lastly I want to leave you with one of my favorite posts of all time from the genius I call Sprite’s Keeper.  I had to steal share this because of the genius.  Let’s just say I’m a fan of hers!!

I’m a fan of moms who create a game out of waiting in long lines.

I’m a fan of moms who refuse to bend under the force of their child’s whines.

I’m a fan of moms who take control and are not afraid to discipline.

I’m a fan of moms who can stop a tantrum before it can begin.

I’m a fan of moms who are prepared for it all, the what, the where, the why.

I’m a fan of moms who are completely frazzled and look like they’re about to cry.

I’m a fan of moms who get creative, who don’t mind playing in the dirt.

I’m a fan of moms who comfort their kids and kiss away the hurt.

I’m a fan of moms who’d rather play than answer their ringing cell.

I’m a fan of moms who snuggle with their kids and take a nap as well.

I’m a fan of moms who proudly proclaim their kids do watch tv.

I’m also a fan of those who don’t, even if it’s not for me.

I’m a fan of moms who read to their kids, no matter their child’s age.

I’m a fan of moms who admit sometimes, they may skip a lengthy page.

I’m a fan of moms who admit to others that they sometimes need a break.

I’m a fan of dads who step right in when Mommy’s sanity is at stake.

I’m a fan of moms who are real, who don’t have to pretend.

I’m a fan of moms who buck tradition, those who set their own trend.

I’m a fan of moms who bring more than enough Goldfish for all to share,

I’m a fan of moms who call out their own kids, when they’re not playing fair.

I’m a fan of moms who roll with the punches, when life’s just not going with the plan.

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May already?

I would say that I’ve been busy…but then I talk to people who have actual lives and realize I’m just lazy in comparison.

This spring has brought great things for me in the job front and the light at the end of the tunnel is so bright I have to find shades…excuse me while I go knock on wood…

Life is good great for the moment and I will write more soon.  Until then, my friend, I hope you are having some lovely blooms for your spring too!

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And now you feel better.

If you are offended by foul language, you may want to skip these links…just fair warning!

13 Simple Steps to Get You Through a Rough Day

Text From my Dog

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