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She was examining her toy from her Happy Meal. Anna: This is so cool.  It has a pocket in the back with stickers!  I love this! Me: I’m so glad you like it. Anna: You would really like this if you were a girl. Me: If only I were a girl…

Did you miss me, Internet?  I surely missed you!  I hope you enjoyed reading the things that I left for you to read.  Taking a break has reminded me of how much I love writing and cataloging my life publicly so that when Finn gets older I can embarrass him with what I’ve written and [...]

I will be back live tomorrow, so I’m leaving some laughs for the last day…enjoy!

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If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it? God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die. First rule of acting: Whatever happens, look as if it were intended. If everything seems to [...]

If the #2 pencil is so popular why is it still #2? OK, so what’s the speed of dark? Why do psychics have to ask for your name? If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out its nose? Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, [...]