Monthly Archives: August 2009

Things that make you go hmmmm.

If the #2 pencil is so popular why is it still #2? OK, so what’s the speed of dark? Why do psychics have to ask for your name? If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out its nose? Why … Continue reading

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Actual quotes I love.

You Must do the thing you think you cannot. — Eleanore Roosevelt The most important thing she’d learned over the years was that there was no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good … Continue reading

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Quotes to live by.

I couldn’t fix your brakes, so I made your horn LOUDER I’m in shape … round’s a shape isn’t it? Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. Proofread carefully to see if you any … Continue reading

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Some things to think about…

o        More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only … Continue reading

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Did you know?

· “Stewardesses” is the longest word typed with only the left hand. · “Lollipop” is the longest word typed with your right hand. · No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. · “Dreamt” is … Continue reading

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