It has been said that you must kiss many frogs to find your prince. Well, I guess I got lucky and didn’t need to kiss that many frogs to find my white knight. So apparently I have been kissing pigs…that’s where you get the swine flu from…right? Can I go back in time and kiss some frogs instead?
I think it’s time for the comeback of a very funny picture…
Yes, I am at home with H1N1 (or at least as close as the doctor could tell by my symptoms…I didn’t have an official test or anything). Let me tell you, although what I am suffering through is not life threatening, it is also not much fun. I am bored out of my mind. I wish I could be working. I wish I could be doing laundry. I wish I could be cleaning. I wish I could be picking up dog poop in the backyard. This is how bored I am. However, when I stand up I feel dizzy. So I am sitting here doing nothing and it is driving me OUT OF MY MIND.
So you may want to back away from your computer in case this can be transmitted through the Internet…you don’t want to be infected! I am also quarantining myself from Finn, which also is NO FUN.
No more kissing pigs for me…no sir! And my kids are going on a field trip tomorrow…without me…will everyone survive?
