I came home the other day and was talking to my mom on the phone.  It took me awhile to hear what Finn was repeating OVER and OVER.

Finn:  Mama naked.  Mama naked.  Mama naked.  Mama naked…

Apparently I now have to be FULLY CLOTHED when talking on the phone otherwise he’s going to rat me out.  Don’t look at me like that, I know you talk on the phone in your birthday suit.

*Good thing it was my mom on the phone and not my boss.

**ALSO, I was NOT naked I was changing from my “wear outside the house pants” into my “mom uniform that shouldn’t be worn outside the house, but I do anyway pants”

***We have a strict NO PANTS rule enforced in our house (just watch the videos of Finn).  Just be prepared if you come to visit.  You’ll be asked to drop trou at the door.

****I just Googled trou to make sure that I spelled that correctly and here’s the definition.  Funny, right?!?!

*****Thank God for the Urban Dictionary.

******Hee hee.  Nether regions.  Hee hee.

*******This was supposed to be a short post.

********In all honesty, when you saw this title were you thinking of skipping this post?  Aren’t you glad you didn’t?

*********Hee hee.  Nether regions.  Hee hee.

**********Don’t embarrass me Finn, I have a website that goes out to the WHOLE WORLD and will be there FOREVER AND EVER and I could write about how you are all the way naked RIGHT AT THIS SECOND and jumping around like a frog saying “ribbit, ribbit.”  Now wouldn’t that be embarrassing for your future friends and significant others to see?  AND the 2.5 people in the Netherlands that read my blog?

**********Hee hee.  Nether regions.  Hee hee.

***********So what if only 2.5 people read my blog and they live in the Netherlands?  You want to make something of it?  My blog can beat up your blog.

************What did you think this post was going to be about after seeing the title?

*************See #6.


***************THE END.

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5 Responses to Naked.

  1. Nic says:

    I’m one of the 2,5 people. Btw how can you get a half person? Would that be a child? or maybe a dutch person who doesn’t understand english?

  2. Vince says:

    Heh, heh, you said naked. And nether regions.

    Who could resist reading a posted entitled naked? I know I couldn’t.

  3. Mwa says:

    No more secrets once they start talking. Dammit.

  4. Tracey says:

    I am beginning to wonder if you are suffering from cabin fever :)

  5. Candice says:

    Hahahaha, I’ve totally been pantless since I’ve become unemployed. Join the club!

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