Thoughts during my visit to the cities with my sister.

Jessica thought the perfect way to end her trip was by having us stay up in the cities (Minneapolis and St. Paul) for the weekend. Sunday I dropped her off at the airport, very sad because I won’t see her again until Thanksgiving.  These were the thoughts that occurred to me over that time (we went to a drag show, which is the reason I had so many thoughts about drag queens…that and I’m just fascinated by them)…

When did I become so old that 22 seems like a BABY?

The mystery is FINALLY solved…the ones that buy and wear thigh high hooker boots are drag queens.

I find being a woman is exhausting and uncomfortable (make-up, clothes, shoes) and yet drag queens do this VOLUNTARILY.

After a trip to REI, I refuse to buy anything that has less than 6 uses.

You can buy a hydration backpack…but even better…think of all the drinks you could put in there…soda, beer, TEQUILA…no one would know…hiking could be way more fun.

Should I be worried about my feminism when a drag queen looks better in a dress and heels than me…AND can do the splits?

I think care taking and knowing what’s best comes when you become a mother…even though no one thinks I know what I’m talking about…

I think Neosporin can heal anything from a blister to a gun shot wound (just dab a little on, it’ll heal it right up and it offers pain relief)…I should buy some stock in the company…I think it’s going to be the #1 thing used in ER’s pretty soon.

You can make a lot of money by owning parking spaces in a big city and charging people to park there.

Water ($4 for a bottle), internet ($11 for 24 hours), and parking ($27 for 24 hours) is how they getcha at the hotel after you think you got a really good internet deal.

Is it better to see Jessica more and miss her more or see her less and miss her less?  I feel that I can breathe better when she’s around, I just know everything will be ok.

It’s pretty cool that I ate dinner with the Flugtag world record setter only a couple hours after he set the record…even though 48 hours before that I had never heard of Flugtag before.

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2 Responses to Thoughts during my visit to the cities with my sister.

  1. Vince says:

    I LOVE REI. Great outdoor stuff. You think an aweful lot about drag queens.

    Hotels always get you with the extras. I absolutely hate hotels that charge for internet.

  2. Mama Zen says:

    Neosporin is a little tube of miracles!

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