As crazy people are out before the sun rises to score the “amazing deals” of black Friday, I am snuggled under my comforter, sleeping in. No matter how much money I would save (and this is totally debatable, I don’t believe it) it will never be worth it to have the possibility of being trampled or getting in an altercation because I TOUCHED IT FIRST… LEYGO. I’m not sure if my imagination of what happens on black Friday is accurate, but it’s real in my head. Crazy people are crazy and days like these seem to make them get together and I’m very worried about remaining safe and away from these crazy people.
So I’m sleeping right now, digesting my turkey, I’ll get up and eat a turkey sandwich and maybe even go back to bed. I have important plans of doing nothing. You’re jealous, aren’t you?