Apparently the HOURS I put into creating wonderful, moving, and HI-LARIOUS Christmas videos was wasted because it was lost under the pictures. This here, it’s one of those moving pictures, you have to press play. AND apparently it didn’t get posted on my Facebook either. I am not happy with Facebook. I am seriously considering UNFRIENDING Facebook. I recently realized that I have made 99 videos (so the next one better KICK ASS) and some have been bad and some have been worse. Sometimes I go back to watch them and I bore myself. If I’m bored watching my own kid, then you most certainly are bored. I’ve tried to improve, really, I promise, cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye. The first one takes the cake. I’ll go out on a limb here and say it’s the best video I have EVER MADE. And if you don’t like it you can call 1-800-ISPENT4HOURSCHRISTMASNIGHTMAKINGTHISSOIDON’TCARE. And if you do, please leave your name and number so I can unfriend you on Facebook.
Our Christmas was filled with “IT’S JUST MY SIZE” and “IT’S JUST WHAT I WANTED.”
(I say this all with love)