You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
This is from the wisdom of Derrick, age 8.
OK so here’s the deal. It was probably an innocent mistake, so I’m not even mad. I think William got confused. He meant to propose to Kate HANKE not Kate MIDDLETON. It’s OK though…leaves me single for Harry.
So yes, today is the day. The world will stand still as we all watch the fairy tale that little girls were told when they were growing up take place. Where a commoner will become a princess, live in a castle, and in about 80 years will become queen.
And all I can think is…I’m glad it’s not me.
I think Kate must really love William to marry him. I have never witnessed such craziness in the world. First, I was dumbfounded by it, as it is taking over all news. Then I became fascinated more by trying to determine why everyone was so fascinated. Now I just think if we can focus on something positive that’s happening today (Kate seems like a great girl…she would have to be with such a great name) and even though she’s probably certifiable for VOLUNTARILY entering into the madness…it seems like they really love each other and they’re not rushing into anything–seems like they did it their way–so I give them mad props for that.
I wish them all the happiness in the world…just as I do for all other people who enter into a partnership to face the rest of their life with their best friend.
I hope that it’s not too long before ALL people of ALL sexualities will be able to participate in this great commitment…if they so choose.