Live from the Hanke’s…it’s Saturday night.

The weekend was too good not to share.  However, I do understand this will someday make my son disown me…

Setting the Scene…it’s Saturday night…

I’m paying bills.

I realized if you’re unemployed and paying bills, it’s better to do so while drinking.  Just in case you’re ever in that situation.  YW.

Josh and I smell something suspicious.

Me: did you poop?

Finn: no.

Josh: yes you did.  Go get your wipes.

Finn gets the wipes and Josh starts cleaning him up.

Finn: can we eat sumfing?

Josh: can we talk about this when I’m not cleaning your butt?  YOU’RE STILL POOPING.  GET INTO THE BATHROOM.

Finn runs to the bathroom and makes grunting sounds.

Josh: no, you’re doing it wrong…you have to push with your stomach.  Like this.  Feel my stomach.  Can you push with your stomach?

Finn: NO!  It’s stuck!!  Can you poke it out?

No lie.  I’m going to start charging admission for those that would like to observe the live show.

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3 Responses to Live from the Hanke’s…it’s Saturday night.

  1. Denise says:

    Oh, that was funny, please tell Finn I apologize for thinking that that was funny!
    I’m a guest at a friend’s house and she has a 2 and a half year old-daughter. So I kind of know what you are talking about!
    But is there something sweeter than children? (Although children are not “something”)
    I love them!
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  2. Tracey says:

    Words fail me :)
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  3. maggie says:

    bahahahahahaha, that literally made me laugh out loud. “YOU’RE STILL POOPING!”
    … children really are like dogs 😉
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