The weekend was too good not to share. However, I do understand this will someday make my son disown me…
Setting the Scene…it’s Saturday night…
I’m paying bills.
I realized if you’re unemployed and paying bills, it’s better to do so while drinking. Just in case you’re ever in that situation. YW.
Josh and I smell something suspicious.
Me: did you poop?
Josh: yes you did. Go get your wipes.
Finn gets the wipes and Josh starts cleaning him up.
Finn: can we eat sumfing?
Josh: can we talk about this when I’m not cleaning your butt? YOU’RE STILL POOPING. GET INTO THE BATHROOM.
Finn runs to the bathroom and makes grunting sounds.
Josh: no, you’re doing it wrong…you have to push with your stomach. Like this. Feel my stomach. Can you push with your stomach?
Finn: NO! It’s stuck!! Can you poke it out?
No lie. I’m going to start charging admission for those that would like to observe the live show.