Disclaimer: Cheating, sore losers, and sore winners are not good for children or other living things.
Disclaimer 2: We do not abide by the above sentence in the Hanke House.
Finn was at his Grandparents house with his cousins and they were having a competition at who could bounce a ball higher.
What? That’s not normal? It’s an everyday occurrence in our house.
Cousin 1 to Finn: My ball bounced higher than your ball.
Cousin 2 to Cousin 1: Tell Finn he won because he’s younger than you.