Breathing in and out’s a blessing, can’t you see
I’m alive and well
And today, you know, that’s good enough for me
Everything anyone would ever need…
We sing. We dance. We steal things.
Hi y’all, did ya eat well? Come on in child, sure glad to know you.
Faith is the belief in something more than what you know.
I, myself, am made completely from flaws; stitched together with good intentions.
I’ve been spending way too long bending over backwards just try to see it clearer so I drew a new face laughed.
Life is change. Growth is optional.
If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and then make a change!
To a joyful present and a well remembered past. Best wishes for happy holidays and a magnificent New Year.
Look Ma ~ no hands!
Better than crap on a cracker.
It’s about time the fit hit the shan!
The hottest thing since toilet paper.
Two words: mindless
I like ’em big. I like ’em chunky.
Ain’t nothing wrong with loving chunky. He’s nice and spacey. He takes so much space up. Like a big old spaceship.
If this website doesn’t kill you, it probably won’t make you stronger either.
It also probably won’t make you into a better person. It may make you laugh or think (but there are no guarantees). At the very least it will give you a way to waste 5 minutes of your work day.
Good for Your Funny Bone
Warning: May Cause Laughter